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Lyrics:
If everyone around your fuckin' town
keeps on jerkin' you around
tar and feathering your hopes and dreams
and laughin' at your ass just like a clown
Just remember you've got friends somewhere
though most of them have lovers, kids or are dead
but somewhere out across the great expanse
there's someone who just might understand
like a lamp in the night guiding your way
or a song in your soul on Christmas day
like sweet tits and hawaiian leis
or a hot piece of pussy on a cold winter day
and though you think you muthafuckin' talk too much
most of your words are in your head
like a crazy, wild man out on the streets
or a hippie listenin' to the Grateful Dead
yet when you fart it warms someone's heart
even when it burns their nose
not everyone with a dick is a prick
and not everyone with tits is a skanky ho!
Just 'cause you like asses, doesn't mean you're gay
it's one more hole for your pole to play
You may think I'm an artsy fairy fay
but I like a hot piece of pussy on a cold winter's day
I like a hot piece of pussy on a cold winter's day
Now walk a mile in someone else's shoes
and hope those shoes don't start to smell
by the time you prance into the dance
people are bitchin', raisin' hell
If I'm a sass, I became that way
'cause another idiot's born every day
but I'd much rather laugh and play
with a hot piece of pussy on a cold winter's day
with a hot piece of pussy on a cold winter's day
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