Porno Man
by Lee Paxton © 2004
Down beside West Virginia
on the shores of the Ohio
there’s a man in a skanky trailer
and he’s got him a big stack of pornos
Porno Man! Porno Man!
He thinks he’s sure in command
Porno Man! Porno Man!
But you know that he’s married to his hand
Down beside West Virginia
on the shores of the Ohio
there’s a man in a skanky trailer
and he’s got him a big stack of pornos
Hahahaha!!!!
Porno Man! Porno Man!
he’s traveled all over this land
Porno Man! Porno Man!
he’s a dumb ass, but he thinks he is the man
Down beside West Virginia
but on the shores of the Ohio
there’s a man in a skanky trailer
and he’s got him a big stack of pornos !
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