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Lyrics:

Armpits and feet

Armpits and feet

I love you girl, but your house don't smell too sweet (oh, no)

Out on the street

I tell the folks that I meet

I'd move in with her, but her house smells like armpits and feet

(instrumental)

used condoms all over the floor

the health department prolly thinks you're a whore

cause dirty tampons are piled onto soiled drawers

there's KY jelly all over the place

a broken dildo in a busted vase

Oh baby, your house is a fuckin' disgrace!

and it smells like...

Armpits and feet

Armpits and feet

I love you girl, but your house don't smell too sweet

Out on the street

I tell the freaks that I meet

I love that girl, but her house smells like armpits and feet

(instrumental)

I can't see it getting better

your dog crapped on my Cosby sweater

and every time we go to bed

I hope I don't wake up with stds

but I still love you

little miss...

Armpits and feet

Armpits and feet

I love you girl, but your house don't smell too sweet

Out on the muthafuckin' streets

I tell the queers that I meet

Yeah, I tell those queens I love my girl, miss armpits and feet!

© 2011 Lee Paxton