"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Well, the streets are old and dingy
though the people are not stingy
even though they ain't got money much to burn
Some are proud, some are loud
so, come on and join the crowd
'cause I'm sure you still have things that you can learn

We might not have them fancy lights
just like the rich folks do
Our streets don't smell like candles
more like sewer poo

But we have our fun, nonetheless
and we still can boogie down
yes we still have our Christmas
on the poopy side of town

As hookers walk the streets
peddling their meats
pimps and drunken hobos shuffle by
and the hard working man
is doing the best he can
trying to feed his babies as they cry

Some say they don't like Jesus
'cause he was just a Jew
but, guess what folks, he was born
on the poopy side of town too

Jerks and fools may laugh at us
and try to put us down
but we still have our Christmas
on the poopy side of town

- Instrumental -

Well, there ain't too many presents
sittin' under the tree
but we're still happy to be together
as one big family

Jerks and fools may laugh at us
and try to put us down
but we still have our Christmas
on the poopy side of town

yes we still have our Christmas
on the poopy side of town

© 2008 Lee Paxton