"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Hookerfied, Hookerfied, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Don't you eat that poopy snow

I walked down to the liquor store
just like I did before
and when I got down there
I forgot why I went there for

Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Hookerfied, Hookerfied, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Don't you eat that poopy snow

I took a shit the other day
it made me hit the floor
I didn't know why it smelled
worse than it ever did before

Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Hookerfied, Hookerfied, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Don't you eat that poopy snow

Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Hookerfied, Hookerfied, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Don't you eat that poopy snow

Well, you'll meet lots of people in this life
some are fast, some are mentally slow
but there's something I think
your filthy ass should know

Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Hookerfied, Hookerfied, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hookerfied
Don't you eat that poopy snow

Don't you eat that poopy snow

© 2008 Lee Paxton