"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

When asked if I were to win the lottery
what the heck would I do on that day?
Well, I'd approach them fancy microphones
and then I would proudly say

I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
So bless your doggone soul
(x2)

Now a midget might seem like a strange request
but I figure one would be lots of fun
we could laugh it up and fight men twice our size
I could punch 'em while the midget kicked their buns

I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
So bless your doggone soul
(x2)

So have your Vegas and your Disneyland
smoke hash and fuck hookers down in Amsterdam
take Paris or the Sphinx 'cause all those places stink
stick your high class bullshit up your ass

I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
So bless your goddamn soul
(x2)

(solo)

I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
I'm Gettin' Me A Midget
So bless your goddamn soul
(x2)

© 2008 Lee Paxton