"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Now, Michael Phelps, he won eight gold medals
and everyone said he was a real good fellow
they were impressed with his swimming speed
until his ass got busted just for smoking some weed

Michael Phelps, he smoked him some weed
the papers said it was a raunchy deed
but he didn't hurt nobody, yes indeed
so, Michael Phelps, just pass us that weed

It happened at party in South Carolina
some dumb college kids prolly tryin' to get some vagina
but someone shoulda told them the birds and the bees
about not takin' pictures of smokin' that weed

Michael Phelps, he smoked him some weed
the papers said it was a raunchy deed
but he didn't hurt nobody, yes indeed
so, Michael Phelps, just pass us that weed

Then Kellogg's pulled all of his advertisements
they wish they could ship his ass away on consignment
but they could sell more product, yes indeed
if the prize in a Kellogg's box was a bag of weed

Michael Phelps, he smoked him some weed
the papers said it was a raunchy deed
but he didn't hurt nobody, yes indeed
so, Michael Phelps, just pass us that weed

Them dumb college boys thought they were well vested
but now eight of them have got their asses arrested
so now they're tryin' to protect their dongs
and were they gonna sell that famous used bong?

Michael Phelps, he smoked him some weed
the papers said it was a raunchy deed
but he didn't hurt nobody, yes indeed
so, Michael Phelps, just pass us that weed

© 2009 Lee Paxton