"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Big fat Santa got tired of fuckin' reindeer
up at the North Pole
Then one day he met a nice lady
who had a juicy hole

Soon after, they got married
and now she's known as Mrs. Claus
but here's something you might not know
she's pretty good at lickin' balls

now Santa's glad
he don't have to play with himself
not only are the reindeer happy
but so are the sore-assed elves
and Santa says...

"She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
she gives sweet head, indeed
She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
and she's good at screwing me"

Mrs. Claus is kinky too
and she's also into pain
not only does she like anal
but she also loves the whips and chains

One night she tied up Santa
and whipped his ass 'til it bled
on the table she left a Cleveland Steamer
and she made him give her head

now Santa's glad
he don't have to play with himself
not only are the reindeer happy
but so are the sore-assed elves
and Santa says...

"She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
she gives sweet head, indeed
She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
and she's good at screwing me"

One time they even made a porno
and she dildoed her snatch
then she tongued ol'e Santa's anus
and stuck her tongue right up his ass

now Santa's glad
he don't have to play with himself
not only are the reindeer happy
but so are the sore-assed elves
and Santa says...

"She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
she gives sweet head, indeed
She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
and she's good at screwing me"

"She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
she gives sweet head, indeed
She's pretty good at doin' what she's doing
and she's good at screwing me"

© 2008 Lee Paxton