A new parody song for the modern baseball / steroids age !

"It's In His Piss" (a parody of "It's In His Kiss", a song that was made popular years ago by 
Aretha Franklin.  But since this song is about piss, maybe I should've said "Urethra Franklin", 
haha!).  This parody song is by Lee Paxton 10-18-2006 (or perhaps "Pee Laxton", haha).

"It's In His Piss"

Is he on steroids, I want to know
if he's a good batter or is he on dope?

Is it his giant thighs?
Oh, no, those can lie
Is it his muscle size? 
Oh, no, he's just wide
But if you wanna know
If he's on dope
It's in his Piss 
(That's where it is! Oh yeah!)

Is it in his face?
Oh no, that's no alarm
Is it his massive arms?
No, you could be wrong
But if you wanna know
If he's on dope
It's in his Piss 
(That's where it is! Oh yeah!)

Oh, oh, oh,
Test him, test him right
Find out what you wanna know!
if it's drugs, if it really is,
It's there in his Piss!

Is it in his stats?
Oh no, that's not the way
Is it his times at bat?
No, that's just display
But if you wanna know
If he's on dope
It's in his Piss 
(That's where it is! Oh yeah!)

Oh, oh, oh,
Test him, test him right
Find out what you wanna know!
if it's drugs, if it really is,
It's there in his Piss!

Is it in his stats?
Oh no, that's not the way
Is it his times at bat?
No, that's just display
But if you wanna know
If he's on dope
It's in his Piss 
(That's where it is!)
Oh, it's in his piss
(that's where it is!)
It's in his piss
(that's where it is!)