"Kim Jong Bomb Song" a raunchy parody for the raunchy modern age by Lee Paxton 10-17-2006

Kim Jong, he's got the bomb
he looks kinda like Sean Lennon's mom
oh, but Kim Jong, he's got the bomb
He said his land was made for nuke activity

John Mark Karr, he didn't get far
he wasn't nuthin' but a no good liar
He said he killed Jon Benet
now it seems he just wanted a sex change

As I was walking a dirty old highway
I saw around me a dead Mexican family
and then a Starbucks and the golden arches
this land of 300 million freaks

Dubya Bush, he's full of crap
as more people die in Iraq
Is the Bush Regime smoking crack
In this land of big oil greed

Iran, they have a plan
to build a bomb in their land
Iran, with their new man
They want some nuke activity

Kim Jong, he's got the bomb
he looks kinda like Sean Lennon's mom
oh, but Kim Jong, he's got the bomb
He said his land was made for nuke activity