Are You Horny Tonight?  (The Mark Foley Song)
Parody of an Elvis classic by Lee Paxton 10-6-2006

Are you horny tonight, young page so bright?
Though in Congress I played the right-wing part
Forget what they say, you know I’m not really gay
But with you, I maybe could start
Do the halls of Congress seem lonely and bare?
Could you send me a picture of you in underwear?
Am I a Republican pain, should we IM again?
Tell me, page, are you horny tonight?
 
( ABC News Excerpts ) 

Am I a Republican pain, should we IM again?
Tell me, page, are you horny tonight?