Lee Paxton "Thank God For The Internet" 2009


"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"	"Thank God For The Internet" words and music by Lee Paxton © 2009
	click on the picture to get back to the Funky Folk Songs 2009 page	Download song: MP3 click here. Watch video version of this song: Click here. Lyrics: Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God for Agnostic viewpoints too Thank God for freedom of speech Thank God good info is in reach Thank God I don't need to just take it from you! When God made the internet, he made it one day from a series of tubes and fiber optic arrays he farted and it started and the whole world's never been the same! With the holy hard drive and the virgin motherboard he blessed his modem with his USB cords and when Windows crashed he blamed it all on Bill Gates! (that butthole!) Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God I don't have to believe in just you! they've got online cards and video games sex-crazed nymphos dressed in chains and educational material, they've got some of that too they've got straights and dykes and old used bikes Michael Jordan's old pair of Nikes and every song you've heard since you were two (yes, they do!) Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God I don't have to believe in just you! ( instrumental ) they've got baseball bats and dirty movies foreign ladies with real big boobies and a million recipes for beef or vegetable stew they've got books and hats, just your type lamps and tramps and hookah pipes intended for tobacco use only, except when used by you Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God for freedom of speech too there's people you know, and some you won't those you'd like to meet, and some you don't and some with the same kinky fetishes just like you there's Black and White and old and new Asians, Mexicans, Muslims, and Jews wild MILFs and horny cougar zoos Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God I don't have to believe in just you! Thank God for the Internet Thank God they ain't banned it yet Thank God for Agnostic viewpoints too Thank God for freedom of speech Thank God info is in reach Thank God I don't have to just take it from you!
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