"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Three sheets to the wind
Oh, three dirty sheets to the wind
I thought that you were somethin'
maybe even my friend
But you weren't nothin', you son-of-a-gun
but three sheets to the wind

Behind the stinky curtain
you'll see what you can see
all the disgraced guys
with their corporate lies
and the Gannon Guckery
and through it all the farts will fall
out of every stank hind-end
and you will see the triple tapestry
of three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind
Oh, three dirty sheets to the wind
I thought that you were somethin'
maybe even my good friend
But you weren't nothin', you no-good bum
but three sheets to the wind

In front of the White House now
is a monkey (Bush), not a man
who sends boys to war with no reason for
but to strengthen his oily hands
The mission's not accomplished
'til his term comes to an end
and on that joyous day you'll hear us laugh and say
hooray, and three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind
Oh, three filthy sheets to the wind
I thought that you were somethin'
maybe even my good friend
But you weren't nothin', you son-of-a-bitch
but three sheets to the wind!

© 2008 Lee Paxton