"Expand your mind whilst someone slaps yo' behind!"

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Lyrics:

Now I ain't too good at writing down

the feelings that I feel

but I'll tell you somethin', baby, that is real

Well, we might not be the choicest hops

or the finest barley

but our strange brew is good enough, indeed

And the years, they pass like gas

and I just smile and try to make you laugh

'Til Death Do Us Fart

even if the whole world falls apart

even if the goddamn car won't start

'Til Death Do Us Fart

'Til Death, yes we know
even if you run off with Tyler Roe
even if I bang some skanky ho
'Til Death Do Us Fart

Now this ain't the type of song
to sing at a funeral
and this ain't the type for fancy weddings too

This is the kind of song
for to sing what's on your mind
and try to say what you feel is true

'cause the years, they pass like gas
and I just smile and try to make you laugh

'Til Death Do Us Fart
even if we break each other's hearts
even if our ideas ain't too smart
'Til Death Do Us Fart

'Til Death, and that's a fact
whether the President is white or black
whether we get old and in plastic bags must crap
'Til Death Do Us Fart

( instrumental )

Now the kids are screaming in the yard
and pulling each other's hair
and we just sit there on prozac and don't care

Someday they'll be old and crazy
and rocking in rocking chairs
and the words on our tomb stone will shine out loud and clear:

'Til Death Do Us Fart
even if we break each other's hearts
even if our ideas ain't too smart
'Til Death Do Us Fart

'Til Death Do Us Fart
even if the whole world falls apart
even if the goddamn car won't start
'Til Death Do Us Fart

© 2009 Lee Paxton