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"Expand your mind whilest someone slaps yo' behind!"
| The Gannon Guckert Song
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Sound Side Note:
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Sung to the tune of the timeless Traditional song "Tom Dooley", with new words by Lee Paxton © 2006 Download: WAV (1.5 MB) Chorus: Hang your head Gannon Guckert, hang your head and cry You were nothing but a hooker and you told so many lies Hang your head Gannon Guckert, hang your bald head and cry You were nothing but a hooker and you told so many lies (Verse) Here's the tale of Gannon Guckert, in the White House he did go posing as a reporter but perhaps was Karl Rove's Ho ! (Chorus) One day in the White House someone leaked an agent's name but when people asked who leaked it, no one could explain Scooter Libby was indicted, while Karl Rove runs free but Bob Novak says that Bush knows who squealed on Valerie ! (Chorus) One day we saw Gannon on that TV screen lobbing softball questions that Bush could only dream Though Gannon acts so "far right", as a hooker he was soon exposed for having gay nude pictures, and we laughed on the Daily Kos ! (Chorus) Now there's a new guy, they call him Abramoff and we can add his name to the list with the other Jack-Offs Old Dick Cheney is a douchebag, this is plain to see and the whole corrupt Bush Regime is full of Guckery (Chorus) | |||
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